O/T The Official Squareball Parenting Thread

by **MightyWhite** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:04 pm

Ponte wrote:
MightyWhite wrote:Some people just aren't arsed about girls. My bro, for example. 26 years old and I can only remember him having 1 serious girlfriend, and that was when he was in sixth-form. I don't for one second think he's gay, he just seems to be missing that chromosome that fucks all the rest of us up when it comes to the opposite sex. He's lucky in a way.

So, your brother's gay and you don't drive?

Are you pushing for the role of my internet nemesis Ponte?? :rambo:

by **Ponte** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:23 pm

MightyWhite wrote:
Ponte wrote:
MightyWhite wrote:Some people just aren't arsed about girls. My bro, for example. 26 years old and I can only remember him having 1 serious girlfriend, and that was when he was in sixth-form. I don't for one second think he's gay, he just seems to be missing that chromosome that fucks all the rest of us up when it comes to the opposite sex. He's lucky in a way.

So, your brother's gay and you don't drive?

Are you pushing for the role of my internet nemesis Ponte??

No, I'm just easily amused :mrgreen:

by **MightyWhite** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:55 pm

Ponte wrote:
MightyWhite wrote:
Ponte wrote:So, your brother's gay and you don't drive?

Are you pushing for the role of my internet nemesis Ponte??

No, I'm just easily amused

Ah! In that case have a picture of 1990s WWF Superstar Papa Shango

by **Ponte** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:07 pm

MightyWhite wrote:
Ponte wrote:No, I'm just easily amused

Ah! In that case have a picture of 1990s WWF Superstar Papa Shango

by **the flying pig** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:14 am

browsing t'facebook last night i for the first time noticed that a former schoolmate had become a grandparent. he's aged 35 and a half :bigsmurf:

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i initially reasoned that his wife might be able to hold her own if they ever visit a holiday camp that's running a 'glamorous granny' contest, but a quick glance through his recent pics [she's a dead ringer for 8 Ace's wife in Viz] suggested not.

by **Ponte** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:56 am

the flying pig wrote:browsing t'facebook last night i for the first time noticed that a former schoolmate had become a grandparent. he's aged 35 and a half .

i initially reasoned that his wife might be able to hold her own if they ever visit a holiday camp that's running a 'glamorous granny' contest, but a quick glance through his recent pics [she's a dead ringer for 8 Ace's wife in Viz] suggested not.

I now have 2 girls that I went to school with that are grannies - the first being three years ago, she's NOW 34/35.

by **Ontolly** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:52 pm

the flying pig wrote:i initially reasoned that his wife might be able to hold her own if they ever visit a holiday camp that's running a 'glamorous granny' contest, but a quick glance through his recent pics suggested not.

If memory serves did you not once reckon you'd be up for a spot of 'hide the sausage' with Shannon Docherty's mum?

If you're rejecting your classmate's wife as glamour material then I can only shudder to think what she looks like :shock:

by **MightyWhite** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:33 pm

One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good :pale:

by **eric olthwaite** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:36 pm

MightyWhite wrote:One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good

Congrats

£218,000 it'll cost you over next 21 years, apparently :lol:

by **Quiffy** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:46 pm

MightyWhite wrote:One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good

excellent.

by the time he's ready for a season ticket he'll be adding an extra £800 a year to the maintenance of the pipes. ken salutes you :salute:

really. top stuff mate. fucking headspinning days. having kids? best thing that i did. :thumbl:

by **Blackwhite** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:55 pm

Congrats, tell the fucker to work hard and pay out on my pension. :thumbl:

What, he's had a fucking week's lie-in.

by **Disco Dan** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:20 am

MightyWhite wrote:One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good

Congratulations! Life will never be the same again!

Great choice of name BTW.

by **Ontolly** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:23 am

Parental responsibilities and driving - you won't recognise yourself. Have a good one.

by **Ponte** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:27 am

MightyWhite wrote:One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good

Congrats

enjoy him reacting to things you say now cos that quickly fucking stops.

by **Dale White** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:15 am

Congrats to Mr & Mrs MW :thumbl:

by **MightyWhite** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:50 am

Cheers lads. Just having breakfast and a brew in a blissfully peaceful house before I head back to the hospital for round 2.

Was a bizarre experience yesterday. There were a couple of complications during the birth that meant the mrs started bleeding like a bastard immediately after. 1.5 litres I think she lost in total. The midwives kept reassuring us that everything was fine, but as more and more doctors come into the room it doesn't half set your arse going. Not nice being stood in the middle of the room whilst your mrs is absolutely terrified and your little boy is screaming away in the corner on his own. Took me hours afterwards to calm down and master speaking without blubbering like an idiot.

The mrs seems to be doing well now though, so alls well that ends well.

by **Ponte** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:04 am

MightyWhite wrote:before I head back to the hospital for round 2.

I'd hold back a few days, she'll probably be a bit sore.

by **LSD&2Es** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:32 am

MightyWhite wrote:One more poor, unassuming Leeds fan in the world. Daniel was born at 4.57pm this evening and he is a little diamond.

Now I need to get to bed whilst the goings good

Congratulations mate

by **LSD&2Es** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:36 am

MightyWhite wrote:Cheers lads. Just having breakfast and a brew in a blissfully peaceful house before I head back to the hospital for round 2.

Was a bizarre experience yesterday. There were a couple of complications during the birth that meant the mrs started bleeding like a bastard immediately after. 1.5 litres I think she lost in total. The midwives kept reassuring us that everything was fine, but as more and more doctors come into the room it doesn't half set your arse going. Not nice being stood in the middle of the room whilst your mrs is absolutely terrified and your little boy is screaming away in the corner on his own. Took me hours afterwards to calm down and master speaking without blubbering like an idiot.

The mrs seems to be doing well now though, so alls well that ends well.

My Mrs had a split placenta with both of our girls and needed to go into surgery after the births. Fucking scary being left with your newborn for nearly an hour. Good to hear she's OK.

by **Man Called Sun** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:41 am

MightyWhite wrote:Cheers lads. Just having breakfast and a brew in a blissfully peaceful house before I head back to the hospital for round 2.

Was a bizarre experience yesterday. There were a couple of complications during the birth that meant the mrs started bleeding like a bastard immediately after. 1.5 litres I think she lost in total. The midwives kept reassuring us that everything was fine, but as more and more doctors come into the room it doesn't half set your arse going. Not nice being stood in the middle of the room whilst your mrs is absolutely terrified and your little boy is screaming away in the corner on his own. Took me hours afterwards to calm down and master speaking without blubbering like an idiot.

The mrs seems to be doing well now though, so alls well that ends well.

Congratulations mate, our lad Lionel Pablo is nearly 7 months and I basically remember fuck all from his first couple of months, such was the sleep deprivation. And I do recall having a moment during the birth where the room was suddenly full of doctors who I hadn't seen til that point, and absolutely shitting myself. Still, piece of piss apart from that innit?