O/T The Official Squareball Parenting Thread

[Ponte]

me and my mrs were just saying how evie is becoming a bit common as a name, so yvie is a nice twist.

Hold back on the credit, the cunt can't spell.

[ARDS]

Jesus Col did nobody tell you sex at your age is bad for the eye sight, Oh forgot your half blind anyway.

Big Congratulations mate just avoid the green nappies.

[col]

me and my mrs were just saying how evie is becoming a bit common as a name, so yvie is a nice twist.

Hold back on the credit, the cunt can't spell.

, cheers all for the messages, the little un is lovely although I have a brilliant cabbage patch kid photo for later in her life.

Hopefully they'll be back home tomorrow so the Euro's can kick off with me havin a beer and junior asleep on my shoulder.

Norm - plenty of lead mate but i might look at being blackballed
Ards, I know mate, that's it for a good couple of weeks / months thank fuck, spoils me kip!

[col]

Oh, and there was some fucking crack head ho in the next bed to the Mrs, looks about 20, this is her 4th kid, they have taken loads of bloods from the baby to make sure it's not addicted.......mid-wifes (who are doing a fucking excellent job) took baby away to feed it, called the crack-cunt over to see if she was going to help, she says "no, i'm going to get him adopted"

WTF - some people don't deserve kids.

[Mustafaster]

Oh, and there was some fucking crack head ho in the next bed to the Mrs, looks about 20, this is her 4th kid, they have taken loads of bloods from the baby to make sure it's not addicted.......mid-wifes (who are doing a fucking excellent job) took baby away to feed it, called the crack-cunt over to see if she was going to help, she says "no, i'm going to get him adopted"

WTF - some people don't deserve kids.

Condoms are very expensive tbf.
If you have a taste for the moreish then you do not want to be wasting money on rubbers.

[welshwhite]

well done col, i hope they are both well.

[Blackwhite]

Parents: you're welcome.

[Wakefield White]

Parents: you're welcome.

Very good... the bit when the woman says she thinks she is pregnant is quality!

For parents who's kids aren't aren't paying attention at school!

[AndyPaul]

I'm no parent but this seems like a great deal, come on you cunts, get your kids there....

The propaganda site says:

Treat them to an experience they'll never forget...
With the eagerly anticipated 2012/13 season just around the corner it's time to start planning Your Matchday Experience.

If you're looking for a relaxed family atmosphere with outstanding food and excellent match seats then our Legend's Lounge package is for you.
Following its great success last season, we have relocated the Legends Lounge to a brand new, larger facility within the East Stand. This great value lounge offers a unique family orientated environment, enabling you and your family to relax and enjoy our superb matchday facilities as well as experience the legendary Elland Road Roar.

As our guests in the Legends Lounge, you will enjoy a delicious two course pre-match carvery meal whilst being entertained by our resident Leeds United Legends, who will give you their thoughts on the game ahead, as well as half and full-time analysis. Our younger guests will also be treated to a visit from ever popular club mascot Lucas Kop Cat.

As kick off approaches, you and your family will make your way to your padded match seats, which are conveniently located in the front section of the East Stand upper, offering superb views of the game.

The seasonal package price for one Adult and one Junior in the Legends Lounge is just £2,250+VAT, that's less than £93 per game and the seasonal package includes all League, FA Cup and League Cup matches.

To book seats in the Legends Lounge or for more information on our Memorable Family Experience, please contact the Commercial Team on 0871 334 1919 (option 3), email sales@leedsunited.com or click the following link to download our 2012/13 Hospitality Brochure.
We look forward to welcoming you and your family to Elland Road.

And if you're still not convinced, here's a picture....

[thechubbyone]

I'm no parent but this seems like a great deal, come on you cunts, get your kids there....

The propaganda site says:

Following its great success last season, we have relocated the Legends Lounge to a brand new, larger facility within the East Stand.

I read this as "not enough corporate types bought tickets for this areas, so we're letting some kids in."

[AndyPaul]

I'm no parent but this seems like a great deal, come on you cunts, get your kids there....

The propaganda site says:

Following its great success last season, we have relocated the Legends Lounge to a brand new, larger facility within the East Stand.

I read this as "not enough corporate types bought tickets for this areas, so we're letting some kids in."

Cynic

[Phil LUFC]

I'm no parent but this seems like a great deal, come on you cunts, get your kids there....

The propaganda site says:

Following its great success last season, we have relocated the Legends Lounge to a brand new, larger facility within the East Stand.

I read this as "not enough corporate types bought tickets for this areas, so we're letting some kids in."

Was just about to say the same thing until I scrolled down and saw you'd beaten me to it.

[OWETB]

Actually, for over £2k a pop they are corporate seats.

[gazurtoids]

Actually, for over £2k a pop they are corporate seats.

But not corporate customers, which is kinda the point being made

[Ponte]

Actually, for over £2k a pop they are corporate seats.

But not corporate customers, which is kinda the point being made

20% on top of that, then.

[eric olthwaite]

The lad just went out the door to meet his first girlfriend for their first 'date'.

Aww.

So, this relationship is still going strong. Only...

The boy's girlfriend's best mate has been sniffing around the lad a bit lately. We know this from a number of sources, not the least of which is that she told her mother, who told Mrs O.

Said girlfriend's best mate has, recently, taken up with my lad's mate (& football team-mate) and the more cynical have noted that this may just be a ruse to enable her to pitch up at our house with him in tow.

The lad is aware of the interest and appears capable of having his head turned.

So I've pointed out, "Mate, you're thinking of ditching your girlfriend for her best friend, and she's going to ditch your best friend to go out with you??! Be prepared to find out what 'world of pain' means."

Guess it's all part of the wonderful world of learning about women and relationships.

[Phil LUFC]

Suppose here's as good as anywhere.... I was reading a BBC news article earlier on the victims of the cinema shooting last week, the youngest casualty was a 6yr old girl.... who the fuck would take a 6yr old girl to a midnight showing of a film rated 12A?!!

[MightyWhite]

Suppose here's as good as anywhere.... I was reading a BBC news article earlier on the victims of the cinema shooting last week, the youngest casualty was a 6yr old girl.... who the fuck would take a 6yr old girl to a midnight showing of a film rated 12A?!!

So, what you're saying is they deserved it?? You're a harsh man Phil.

[Phil LUFC]

Suppose here's as good as anywhere.... I was reading a BBC news article earlier on the victims of the cinema shooting last week, the youngest casualty was a 6yr old girl.... who the fuck would take a 6yr old girl to a midnight showing of a film rated 12A?!!

So, what you're saying is they deserved it?? You're a harsh man Phil.

No, thats not what I'm saying, just in amongst the needless waste of life, mostly people younger than me, there's a general parenting issue which I found unbelieveable for a couple of reasons: 1. Taking a child that young to any event at that time and 2. Taking a child that young to a 12A rated film - I'm pretty sure my parents would have thought long and about letting me see a PG rated film at that age, but then, they did pretty much stick to the letter on such things and only allowed me to watch Terminator 2 when they did because they thought it was a 15.

[the flying pig]

Suppose here's as good as anywhere.... I was reading a BBC news article earlier on the victims of the cinema shooting last week, the youngest casualty was a 6yr old girl.... who the fuck would take a 6yr old girl to a midnight showing of a film rated 12A?!!

So, what you're saying is they deserved it?? You're a harsh man Phil.

No, thats not what I'm saying, just in amongst the needless waste of life, mostly people younger than me, there's a general parenting issue which I found unbelieveable for a couple of reasons: 1. Taking a child that young to any event at that time and 2. Taking a child that young to a 12A rated film - I'm pretty sure my parents would have thought long and about letting me see a PG rated film at that age, but then, they did pretty much stick to the letter on such things and only allowed me to watch Terminator 2 when they did because they thought it was a 15.

yeah, i'm not a fan. i remember watching something like 'jurassic park 3' [awful film BTW] or similar which i think may only have been a PG but full of scary dinosaurs eating people & stuff and some idiot sat in front of me had brought in one or more 5-ish year olds, who squealed & cried through almost the whole thing.