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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby See you next Tuesday » Sat May 12, 2012 10:07 am

"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt"
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun May 27, 2012 3:46 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby AndyPaul » Sun May 27, 2012 3:57 pm



The pictures half way down the article were not needed in my opinion :puker:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Dale White » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:37 pm

FUCK OFF BATES !!!
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:55 pm

All of this alternative perving has allowed GNOSP to fall as far as page 3. I apologise to all of you.

Please accept this charming story of a romantic man who should've gone to Specsavers, his heifer of a wife, and Balinese divorce customs.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby SimonB » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:02 pm

Blackwhite wrote:All of this alternative perving has allowed GNOSP to fall as far as page 3. I apologise to all of you.

Please accept this charming story of a romantic man who should've gone to Specsavers, his heifer of a wife, and Balinese divorce customs.


I hope the dating asian women website advertised on that page comes up with more appetising dates :mrgreen:
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby thechubbyone » Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:05 am

For the attention of The Flying Pig.

If you're going to get banned from a supermarket then at least do it in style.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:04 am

Woman's best friend pulls backstop duty for her owner.

What is it with these fucking freaks? How ugly is the wife that this is a close second?

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Oheddieeddie » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:39 am

Feel better? Drink Cow Urine.

http://www.cowurine.com/about-us.html
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Porkchopexpress » Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:53 am

Oheddieeddie wrote:Feel better? Drink Cow Urine.

http://www.cowurine.com/about-us.html


TERRY VENABLES.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:04 pm

Oheddieeddie wrote:Feel better? Drink Cow Urine.

http://www.cowurine.com/about-us.html

Wrong thread IMO; urine has long been known to contain useful stuff (IIRC the first contraceptive pills were horse hormones purified from piss) and even recently I've known idiots in decent labs spend years trying to convince people that there were anticancer drugs waiting to be discovered in piss. These projects start with hundreds of litres of fresh animal piss... not for me.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Dods » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:26 pm

This picture seems to be doing the rounds at the moment. I hope to fuck it's photoshopped.
I put just the link in as it's nsfw, or indeed nsf anyone!

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/562/ ... 937550.jpg
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:31 pm

Dods wrote:This picture seems to be doing the rounds at the moment. I hope to fuck it's photoshopped.
I put just the link in as it's nsfw, or indeed nsf anyone!

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/562/ ... 937550.jpg

:shock: :lol: WTF, got to be a 'shop, but then I've seen those pictures of Lorraine fucking Kelly's capacious sporran and have only just got over that...

EDIT: it's just a dreadful 'shop job.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby SimonB » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:46 am

Blackwhite wrote:
Oheddieeddie wrote:Feel better? Drink Cow Urine.

http://www.cowurine.com/about-us.html

Wrong thread IMO; urine has long been known to contain useful stuff (IIRC the first contraceptive pills were horse hormones purified from piss) and even recently I've known idiots in decent labs spend years trying to convince people that there were anticancer drugs waiting to be discovered in piss. These projects start with hundreds of litres of fresh animal piss... not for me.

Some of the initial fertility drugs were manufactured using the first piss of the day of post menopausal women
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:39 pm

SimonB wrote:Some of the initial fertility drugs were manufactured using the first piss of the day of post menopausal women

Post being the key word: can you imagine the poor fucker who tried to get actual menopausal women to piss in a cup moments after waking?

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:36 pm

bemused by this saga with the girl and teacher...

i make few 'moral' judgements on the bloke, i mean, 15 is young of course but there are plenty of countries even in europe where marriage at that age is legal, & i daresay that even within the UK [insert daily mail copy & paste re: certain ethnic communities]... it's bad that he was her teacher, of course, but even then...

what's shocked me is the stupidity of the man. i mean, he knew what would happen if he went down this path but seemingly couldn't stop himself... why?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby gazurtoids » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:41 pm

Which path do you mean: the relationship-with-student path or the escape-to-france one? The latter is understandable to a degree -- he's not the first to find themself attracted to a student -- but the latter does seem boneheaded to me. Another year and she'd have left school...
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby the flying pig » Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:46 pm

gazurtoids wrote:Which path do you mean: the relationship-with-student path or the escape-to-france one? The latter is understandable to a degree -- he's not the first to find themself attracted to a student -- but the latter does seem boneheaded to me. Another year and she'd have left school...


the path of, well, leaving his wife & throwing his lot in with this girl... as you say he could so easily have waited for a year, not really all that long a time for a 30 year old.
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