Sanchez Watt is on twitter

by **Phil LUFC** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:06 pm

Ponte wrote:
Beer Pig wrote:Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers)
09/07/2012 14:27
Love how pedestrians don't fear cars in England. Just cross the streets w/ out any concern. Well, I'm not slowing down anymore. Good luck.

I like him.

Me too, but I have visions of him starting the season on fire, ya know, surviving a full 90 minutes without suffering an injury or death, and looking handy in the process only to then be banged up for causing death by dangerous driving.

by **AndyPaul** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:09 pm

Beer Pig wrote:Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers)
09/07/2012 14:27
Love how pedestrians don't fear cars in England. Just cross the streets w/ out any concern. Well, I'm not slowing down anymore. Good luck.

I've been to New York, fucking scary shit - people just walk out in the middle of the road ignoring all the honking cars. Its absolute carnage. I have not witnessed anything of the sort in England.

If poor Robbie did run someone over he would somehow probably end up with whiplash or a broken leg (I mean I think the guy breaks a rib everytime he sneezes)

by **BARE-NAKED-LADY** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:05 pm

AndyPaul wrote:
Beer Pig wrote:Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers)
09/07/2012 14:27
Love how pedestrians don't fear cars in England. Just cross the streets w/ out any concern. Well, I'm not slowing down anymore. Good luck.

I've been to New York, fucking scary shit - people just walk out in the middle of the road ignoring all the honking cars. Its absolute carnage. I have not witnessed anything of the sort in England.

Don't visit Jamaica then. New York is nothing compared to that.

by **AndyPaul** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:33 pm

Whats this classed as - Arse licking or desperation?

https://twitter.com/LukeVarney2

by **jackos** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:40 pm

AndyPaul wrote:Whats this classed as - Arse licking or desperation?

https://twitter.com/LukeVarney2

Class == Fake? Thought he was outed yesterday, didn't take much notice, just saw someone retweet summat from Pearce ..

by **AndyPaul** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:44 pm

jackos wrote:
AndyPaul wrote:Whats this classed as - Arse licking or desperation?

https://twitter.com/LukeVarney2

Class == Fake? Thought he was outed yesterday, didn't take much notice, just saw someone retweet summat from Pearce ..

I don't know, never go on twitter just found my way to this page. I wouldn't put it past a footballer been that thick though.

by **Blokeinleeds** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:43 pm

not sure if any of you twitterers follow Neil Warncock but if you don't I'd suggest he's worth adding. Gems such as...

"Neil Warncock‏@Neil_Warncock

Cracking day training today. We trained Tom Lees to do the Macarana and kept getting Davide Somma to say 'Pyrotechnics'.

"Textbook early morning dump there. There's NOTHING more invigorating than an outdoors shit. The nettles just add to the experience.

"Good day training at Thorpe Arch today. Stood smoking a Montecristo whilst my men tried to physically and mentally break @robbierogers.

"Do you like the new ‪#lufc‬ kit? I designed it. I took my inspiration from 'Cafe Terrace at Night' by Van Gogh. That and my wife's smalls.

"So, it's apparently been the wettest June since records began. I blame that 50 Shades of Grey book.

by **OWETB** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:47 pm

Neil Warncock ‏@Neil_Warncock

Tomorrow is the real tough day though. We're trying to make Rachubka catch a football.

by **Blokeinleeds** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:18 pm

It's going to be tight tonight, 90 minutes of blood, sweat and tears ... The missus has allowed to have a little wander up Cadbury Avenue.

Just picked Snoddy up from Yates's. He'd shat himself & was making Ramon clean it up with his hanky. Don't know who to feel more sorry for

It may come as a surprise to some people but Ronaldo reminds me a lot Ken Bates in as much as they're both massive cunts.

Hardly slept a wink last night thinking about this bloody takeover. I just want to hold a £50 note, imagine that, an actual £50 note

Going car booting this morning with Ramon and Micky Brown. I basically walk round all day with a semi, such is my love of a good 'boot.

What a miserable day. Tom Lees fucking loves it though. He's here at Thorpe Arch laughing his head off taking photographs of puddles

Evenin'. Last few days of me hols. Got a slightly sunburnt ballbag today but the fella down the farmicia sorted that out for me today

by **moscowhite** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:38 pm

by **gazurtoids** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:55 pm

Ummm... who's that far left?

by **the flying pig** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:37 pm

gazurtoids wrote:Ummm... who's that far left?

THE SHEIKH

by **AndyPaul** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:40 pm

gazurtoids wrote:Ummm... who's that far left?

Manager of the local branch of Nando's perhaps??????

by **Mr Reality** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:34 pm

@p20ddy: Out on a run again getting myself ready for a full week of pre season training, this season is going to the fittest I've ever been #watch

by **tommydski** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:11 pm

Paddy Kenny and Paul Dews are really laying into each other on Twitter already. Hopefully that'll fill the void left by Clayton.

by **OWETB** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:30 pm

tommydski wrote:Paddy Kenny and Paul Dews are really laying into each other on Twitter already. Hopefully that'll fill the void left by Clayton.

I told them both they were embarrassing with their fucking flirting, and that is what it is...

B@stard ‏@TSB_Bastard

@dewsyleeds @p20ddy embarrassing wankers, just fucking stop it you gay cunts.

Guess what? Old Paddy waddy has blocked me :cry:

I hope the cunt breaks his leg on Bodmin Moor and never plays again.

by **Oheddieeddie** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:05 pm

OWETB wrote:
tommydski wrote:Paddy Kenny and Paul Dews are really laying into each other on Twitter already. Hopefully that'll fill the void left by Clayton.

I told them both they were embarrassing with their fucking flirting, and that is what it is...

B@stard ‏@TSB_Bastard

@dewsyleeds @p20ddy embarrassing wankers, just fucking stop it you gay cunts.

Guess what? Old Paddy waddy has blocked me

I hope the cunt breaks his leg on Bodmin Moor and never plays again.

Breaking his leg is no safeguard against his not playing again when you consider our backup is 'old safehands' Rachel Chubster.

by **Ontolly** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:43 pm

Paddy probably just mistook your constructive feedback for abuse. Let's hope he got the message. In the unlikely event that he tweets anything of value I'm sure we would see it retweeted somewhere.

by **OWETB** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:39 am

Ontolly wrote:Paddy probably just mistook your constructive feedback for abuse. Let's hope he got the message. In the unlikely event that he tweets anything of value I'm sure we would see it retweeted somewhere.

It was indeed constructive, what they were saying to each other was cringe worthy as fuck. And to block/ ban me for that is laughable.

by **the flying pig** » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:06 am

OWETB wrote:
Ontolly wrote:Paddy probably just mistook your constructive feedback for abuse. Let's hope he got the message. In the unlikely event that he tweets anything of value I'm sure we would see it retweeted somewhere.

It was indeed constructive, what they were saying to each other was cringe worthy as fuck. And to block/ ban me for that is laughable.

b@stard drivin a wedge between our players & fans

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