Two Stroke 'Arry....

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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:11 pm

burnleyinexile wrote:Aye, he has a face only a mother could love.

Provided she's blind of course.


My guess is that the court artist couldn't actually draw him as ugly as he really is.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby MightyWhite » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:51 pm

I don't mind the bloke. :thumbl:
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Billy Casper » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:52 pm

Thanks Man Called Sun I've got an image in my mind of Harry sunk to his RedKnutts in 'our' Ken :puker:

Anyway I googled these images of Redknutts before he became even more monged

http://cards.littleoak.com.au/196869_fks/313_harry_redknapp.JPG

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1VnWQLgzUaM/S1uIpXBNL7I/AAAAAAAABpI/BMxDCBs150s/s320/whu_133_harry_redknapp.JPG

http://ramblr.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/harry-redknapp.jpg

Found this nerdy website while I was searching. Old football cards maybe of interest to some of the older ones amongst us
http://cards.littleoak.com.au/index.html
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Man Called Sun » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:04 pm

Billy Casper wrote:Thanks Man Called Sun I've got an image in my mind of Harry sunk to his RedKnutts in 'our' Ken :puker:

:shake1: :shake1: :shake1:

I can't be held responsible for your insane imaginings.
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Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby topbin » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:18 pm

MightyWhite wrote:I don't mind the bloke. :thumbl:


Says the man whose mouth still tastes funny from his reaming of Phil Jones.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Oheddieeddie » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:12 pm

Wasnt that Jack Charlton?
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Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby ddwhite » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:49 am

Comedy genius this thread

Thieving cunt deserves all he gets. If he's so minted and has 'let something slip' then jail it is for being so dumb

If he's been caught fair and square breaking the law (guv'nor) then jail it is

Hate to see Joe Jordan caught up in it mind
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Dale White » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:27 am

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Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Ontolly » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:32 pm


don't post your waccoe links without explaining what it means - my phone is analogue and doesn't pick up channel 5
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Dale White » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:54 pm

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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby burnleyinexile » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:40 pm

:mrgreen: V good Dale.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby sunshine whites » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:59 pm

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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:20 am

Just asked my boss to stop paying me a salary and give me a 'special gift' instead. Milan says I won't have to pay any tax - genius!
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby AndyPaul » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:04 pm

Best quote I have seen from Redknapp was when he said he has "always over paid his taxes" and said he hired the best accountants to make sure his taxes were right.

Well if they are the best how come you are over paying your taxes you daft cunt.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Dale White » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:18 pm

He has told that many lies in court it's hard to keep up but the best is trying to show himsen up as a halfwit by claiming he knows nowt about contracts and finances then says he knew about his ten percent of the bean pole deal. He then asks the judge to tell a copper in the court to stop looking at him, :lol: bent as fuck.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:21 pm

Jury's out.

It's almost exciting.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Man Called Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:34 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Jury's out.

It's almost exciting.

I now know how it felt to go to a hanging in the 16th century, fucking buzzing.

Someone on't robbing old cunt thread pointed out the other week that this geezer's been twattering from the courtroom, if anyone's interested. Proper good.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:22 pm

Been out for about three hours I think. I reckon that means at least a couple of our twelve good men and true must be convinced the ugly cunt's guilty.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby gazurtoids » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:36 pm

It'll come back not guilty though.
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Re: Two Stroke 'Arry....

Postby Man Called Sun » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:02 pm

To paraphrase the great Partridge, I'm literally soiling myself with excitement.

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I'm inside the court room. If jury reach verdicts or want to speak to judge a light will go on above the door. Light remains off

Oooooooo.
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