The 2012 Pre-season Cyberkop

[Phatphil65]

3-1

[YorkshirePoster]

BP just scored!

[Phatphil65]

Fuck me! BDB header 4-1

[Ontolly]

Andy Gray as in the guy who played for us in the league cup final? In 1996? 16 and a half years are rarely kind to pro footballers :cunt:

Eddie's nephew?

[Quiffy]

this is probably the worst commentary i've ever heard. oddly enough i quite like to know if any of the juniors are looking any good, couldn't give a fuck for this self indulgent not so witty banter.

[Quiffy]

dom's so old skool he's almost black and white.

[Emaharg]

I agree, this is terrible, it makes me think I should try to get into commentating, I can talk bollocks for half an hour with the occasional, "Oh look, a goal... That was good." then continuing to talk about nonsense for another 20 minutes.

[Phatphil65]

4-2 just like the good old days of last season. Anyone fancy 8-7?

[Quiffy]

what should dom have for tea? any thoughts?

i'd force feed him old shellfish and cheap brandy.

[Quiffy]

if we get taken over will we have radio leeds back please?

this reminds me of that knobhead bradders from radio aire.

"i tell you what i did once, me and robbie fowler. what a goal that is... a brilliant goal from sanchez payne"

[Emaharg]

Sanchez Payne, the next big thing.

[Phatphil65]

He's off to Norwich.

[eric olthwaite]

This is going to be a stratospherically magnificent season.

[AndyPaul]

A 5 year old girl has told me to "piss off dickhead" I thought Farsley was a nice place.

Got you figured out at 5 yr old? smart kid.

I've got no comeback to that. That's your comment and the girls

[eric olthwaite]

A COLOSSUS STALKS PUDSEY

It's all about the kid with the massive bifter. Will Billy take it off him? The steward?

[And that was really moving]

A COLOSSUS STALKS PUDSEY

It's all about the kid with the massive bifter. Will Billy take it off him? The steward?

Billy looks leaner, fitter, happier...and dare I say more productive?

[Phatphil65]

Well he must have smoked the thing as the fucker certainly scored!

Ooooh, it's just like having a new signing etc.

[MightyWhite]

A COLOSSUS STALKS PUDSEY

It's all about the kid with the massive bifter. Will Billy take it off him? The steward?

The guy on the stewards right looks like he's modelling for Jacamo

[Mustafaster]

[Charlie Don't Surf]

A COLOSSUS STALKS PUDSEY

Did he actually score or just head it into the netting behind the fans and everyone thought "near enough".