We're gonna be Eggstra Royally fucked today Cyberkop

[BobbyD]

Couldn't think of anything horrible to say so went for an honest and pretty shit title.

I think we will give 'em a decent run for their money but I fear the full time score. The teamsheet will be interesting I tell you that much.

Fuck it. ON ON ON !

[jackos]

The team sheet will be the most interesting thing about today's game, lets hope one of the kids can make us smile. I don't really give a fuck about the result, the clubs accounts have kinda knocked the wind out of me, so I am honestly struggling to give a shit, I'll be home the weekend of the Leicester game, but for the first time I can remember I'm home n not going, will spend time with my family n meet a few mates instead - also life long Leeds, n not going either. Bates has finally managed to suck the last drop of fun out of supporting Leeds United I just pray Warnock, or whoever replaces Colin when he finally cottons on to Bates lies, can inject a bit more hope this summer. Doubt it, but WE ARE LEEDS, Bates ain't getting any younger, I just hope the Inland Revenue get him before the devil takes his soul for good.

I don't think we will do too bad today though, the result doesn't matter, so our useless excuse for a team will probably do West Ham a favour n beat Reading. Fucking hell Reading, what a boring shit hole that place is,.

[the flying pig]

Hartey will score. There's nothing surer.

[Proud to be Leeds]

I can see one of two things happening. Us getting thrashed. Or we sneak win, but every fucker around us wins as well.

[Blackwhite]

Fucking hell Reading, what a boring shit hole that place is,.

It's ideally placed to leave easily as I once heard it described.

Anything but a dicking on camera and I'm happy (am thinking of Leeds here, BTW). Beer chilled and substitute activities lined up so do your worst you inconsistent cunts.

Any team news etc.?

[BobbyD]

The team sheet will be the most interesting thing about today's game, lets hope one of the kids can make us smile. I don't really give a fuck about the result, the clubs accounts have kinda knocked the wind out of me, so I am honestly struggling to give a shit, I'll be home the weekend of the Leicester game, but for the first time I can remember I'm home n not going, will spend time with my family n meet a few mates instead - also life long Leeds, n not going either. Bates has finally managed to suck the last drop of fun out of supporting Leeds United I just pray Warnock, or whoever replaces Colin when he finally cottons on to Bates lies, can inject a bit more hope this summer. Doubt it, but WE ARE LEEDS, Bates ain't getting any younger, I just hope the Inland Revenue get him before the devil takes his soul for good.

I don't think we will do too bad today though, the result doesn't matter, so our useless excuse for a team will probably do West Ham a favour n beat Reading. Fucking hell Reading, what a boring shit hole that place is,.

Yep, the result means fuck all, but if we win I won't be able to help that optimism creep back in. Next season is where it's at now, Colin is gonna spend a fuckin fortune.....lol

[MightyWhite]

Hartey will score. There's nothing surer.

He hasn't managed a goal against us yet, in what must be close to half a dozen opportunities

So, yeah, he's probably due.

[Fax Man]

Lucy Ward on Twitter:

@lucywardleeds: Good luck @charlietaylor09 @nathanturner92 and @lewisturner32 with the 1st team today! #proud #lufc Joins @AlexCairns30 @ZacThompson29

We're fucked.

[Blackwhite]

Lucy Ward on Twitter:

@lucywardleeds: Good luck @charlietaylor09 @nathanturner92 and @lewisturner32 with the 1st team today! #proud #lufc Joins @AlexCairns30 @ZacThompson29

We're fucked.

Does it matter at this point? Would rather lose while blooding some youth with promise than scrap for a shitty draw at best playing gone-in-the-summer disillusioned cunts. And besides, two words: Paynter (he's fat enough for two)

[moscowhite]

Lucy Ward on Twitter:

@lucywardleeds: Good luck @charlietaylor09 @nathanturner92 and @lewisturner32 with the 1st team today! #proud #lufc Joins @AlexCairns30 @ZacThompson29

We're fucked.

Does it matter at this point? Would rather lose while blooding some youth with promise than scrap for a shitty draw at best playing gone-in-the-summer disillusioned cunts. And besides, two words: Paynter (he's fat enough for two)

Depends, innit. On the one hand it could be Smith, Woodgate, Harte and Kewellscum part two. On the other hand it could be the second coming of Blunt, Ford, Jackson and Couzens.

But I'm sure Redders and Lucille have been looking after them well.

[Blackwhite]

If even 1/5 has promise for next season that bears out, I'll take that for today. These are training matches and nothing more in a sense: so I'm not bothering with the extreme emotional highs-and-lows on basis of today's showing. You folks knock yourselves out though

[Mustafaster]

Makes sense to give the kids a run out.
It's a training match.
What is the point of giving the shitehawks who have got us into this state yet another chance to fuck up (which they would no doubt grab with both feet)?
Go on lads, mek a name for yersens.

[AndyPaul]

Chances are they will be on the bench anyway or just miss out on the bench. Fair enough Thompson will probably start and at a push, one of them will play full back but that will be it. I don't think Warnock would see the benefit of filling the side full of youth and getting spanked - it wouldn't do much for their confidence when they are just breaking into the team. Let the guys who are used to being spanked play I say and then take them out back and shoot them

[tommydski]

Lonergan, Lees, Bromby, Bruce, Robinson, Snodgrass, Brown, Thompson, Pugh, Becchio, McCormack

Subs: Taylor, Rogers, Forssell, Paynter, Webber.

[tommydski]

Pugh starting - are we sure we can't get relegated this year?

[AndyPaul]

I would have started Paynter! Why? Why the fuck not? I could have done with a laugh instead of watching 90mins of punting the ball up to Becchio (Among a spattering of Reading goals)

COME ON LEEDS

[burnleyinexile]

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/117241/1/watch-reading-fc-vs-leeds-united.html

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mighty-whites

[tommydski]

Weird feeling that young Thompson might score if we somehow get a consolation goal. He hits the balls like you think Michael Brown possibly could have at some point but better.

[YorkshirePoster]

Has Harte scored yet? I reckon he will so I'm going for 2-0 Reading with Harte first goalscorer

[YorkshirePoster]

In fact, a couple of bets ... Harte to score first and Reading 2-0 was 35/1 so 3 quid on that and Harte to score anytime and 3-1 Reading was 25/1 so a few quid on that too.