Yeeeeeeesssssssss, I'm rich as fuck...

[OWETB]

So you lot can get to fuck, yep you fucking paupers can get fucked! Look what I just got...

From; Mrs. Susan James
Office Address:Tower 42,
Level 35 25 Old Broad Street London,
EC2N 1HQ DX: 557 London/City United Kingdom

I bring to your notice the winning letter from British Email Promotion Company held on the 7th of March, 2008 through Authomated Internet email ballot System, your email ID has won 1,258,250.00 GBP United Kingdom Pounds or 2,500,000.00 USD United States Dollars in category 'B' Your winning information’s to claim your prize are stated below;

Reference number: 4365/87NL
Ticket number: 667-87641257
Serial number: 3134/1198

This email promotion is purely sponsored by Bill Gates to promote the use of the internet email facility.
To redeem your prize contact:
Dr.Jerry Baker.
jerrybaker@sify.com
jerrybaker.lc1@googlemail.com



Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Susan James
(Email Promotions Coordinator)

[Mustafaster]

You fuckin jammy cunt.

[Phil LUFC]

Congrats, how much will it cost you to release the funds?

Supose you don't really care after winning that much!

[barry white]

Bastard - in light of your fortuitous windfall, I trust you will be donating to the cost of running our site and have acquired the best box at Elland Rd. for your amigos.

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Daft Fucker, don't leave all those details on here some fucker else'll dive in there before you


Daft Cunt

[OWETB]

Daft Fucker, don't leave all those details on here some fucker else'll dive in there before you


Daft Cunt

Ha ha, the scam is on you flid boy. Do you think I'm that fucking stupid? I changed a few of the numbers around to prevent such a thing from happening.

Who's gullible now then, eh? eh? eh?

[JordanB]

http://www.jerrybaker.com

Over a millions quids worth of trowels, and hanging baskets fer B@stard.

[thestraw]

what kind of fucking wind up is this shite

[Supernorm]

I get several of those type of e-mails a week, they go straight into my e-bin.

[Krumpli]

I get several of those type of e-mails a week, they go straight into my e-bin.

I follow each and every one of mine up. It means I've had to give up my job, but if they all come off I stand to collect £678,546,231.17 from various dormant Nigerian trust funds and mute Japanese widows.

[Ponte]

Its always the cunts that get lucky, maybe now you can afford those growth hormones you require

[The High Priest]

Its always the cunts that get lucky, maybe now you can afford those growth hormones you require

Ouch.

[ddwhite]

are you sure its not from George Adgdgdwngo ?
totally legitimate

[Krumpli]

are you sure its not from George Adgdgdwngo ?

'Honest' George Adgdgdwngo? Good mate of mine, he's getting us three quarters of a million as soon as my passport arrives.

[the-flying-pig]

good for you b@stard, i really you continue posting on here once you've cashed your cheques... it can be easy for people who've come into money, at times, to, you know, forget their roots.

i can't guarantee that i'll be posting for all that much longer myself, to be honest... i've been quite under the weather recently, the doctor says that i should have a while left but that i can't be doing myself any good working all these 16-hour shifts on sub-minimum wage, but what else can i do, if i want to have any hope of affording the trip to disneyland for my son tiny tim, got the big C he has, hopeless case, months to live, an extravagance taking the lad on holiday of course but he hasn't had much happiness in his life, having been brought up so poor, and his illness & allergies mean that he can't possibly fly economy class or stay in any lower class of accomodation than 5-star... of course if only i could get well for a few weeks i would be able to work some longer hours to earn the money, but the only specialist who's good enough to have a chance of getting me well is based a long way away, in the maldives to be precise, and his rates are anything but reasonable...

[Ponte]

good for you b@stard, i really you continue posting on here once you've cashed your cheques... it can be easy for people who've come into money, at times, to, you know, forget their roots.

i can't guarantee that i'll be posting for all that much longer myself, to be honest... i've been quite under the weather recently, the doctor says that i should have a while left but that i can't be doing myself any good working all these 16-hour shifts on sub-minimum wage, but what else can i do, if i want to have any hope of affording the trip to disneyland for my son tiny tim, got the big C he has, hopeless case, months to live, an extravagance taking the lad on holiday of course but he hasn't had much happiness in his life, having been brought up so poor, and his illness & allergies mean that he can't possibly fly economy class or stay in any lower class of accomodation than 5-star... of course if only i could get well for a few weeks i would be able to work some longer hours to earn the money, but the only specialist who's good enough to have a chance of getting me well is based a long way away, in the maldives to be precise, and his rates are anything but reasonable...

No chance - the selfish cunt will spend it on beer and hookers

[Patrick-Hong Kong]

I hope you emailed him all your bank account details and such, straight away, before he changes his mind!

[ddwhite]

are you sure its not from George Adgdgdwngo ?

'Honest' George Adgdgdwngo? Good mate of mine, he's getting us three quarters of a million as soon as my passport arrives.

the codeword is Puffoon

[Krumpli]

the codeword is Puffoon

Careless talk, DD. The more people know about this, the less there is for us.

[Krumpli]

And TFP's right, it's important to remember loved ones at a time like this. I've told my mam she can forget about her urgent eye operation until all this money arrives.