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O/T Corrie

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:53 pm

I don't know if any of the rest of you cunts are fans.

Tonight's AA scene where Blanche butchered everyone in the room was just fucking genius telly. I love Corrie. There's no higher meaning to it; no great purpose; it's just top entertainment.

Sorry for going all Waccoe. I just love it.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Ontolly » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:08 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Tonight's AA scene where Blanche butchered everyone in the room was just fucking genius telly.

Would love to have seen that - if Tarantino was directing :lol:
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby the-flying-pig » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:39 pm

not really interested. i do quite like, whatshername, rosie webster's tits though, almost enough to have replied on the thread about them on waccoe, but not quite.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby burnleyinexile » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:44 pm

I'm banned from watching it. I find that the entire thing is so 'am dram' that I take the piss non stop.

So 'er indoors fucks me off out of the room.

Gutted I tell yer, gutted! :mrgreen:
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:59 am

the-flying-pig wrote:not really interested. i do quite like, whatshername, rosie webster's tits though, almost enough to have replied on the thread about them on waccoe, but not quite.

I`d do both webster girls.The guy who plays their Grandad (Peter Armitage) i see quite regularly in my local co-op.

Just another point on soaps that i find quite strange,is that theres more wankastrians in Emmerdale farm than Corrie and more from yorkshire in Corrie than Emmerdale?
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Dale White » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:04 am

Yeah i'm a sad bastard and watch it but it's the only soap i watch apart from Dallas in the 80's :mrgreen: The scene with blanch tonight was comedy genius and corrie at it's best but it's mostly shit these days and needs a new set of writers.btw did anybody see anna freil's tits n arse on the street on the beeb ? mmmmmmmmmm :mrgreen:
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:18 am

Dale White wrote:Yeah i'm a sad bastard and watch it but it's the only soap i watch apart from Dallas in the 80's :mrgreen: The scene with blanch tonight was comedy genius and corrie at it's best but it's mostly shit these days and needs a new set of writers.btw did anybody see anna freil's tits n arse on the street on the beeb ? mmmmmmmmmm :mrgreen:

Nah she doesnt do it for me.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:27 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:I don't know if any of the rest of you cunts are fans.

Tonight's AA scene where Blanche butchered everyone in the room was just fucking genius telly. I love Corrie. There's no higher meaning to it; no great purpose; it's just top entertainment.

Sorry for going all Waccoe. I just love it.


Just had to respond. Saw it and loved it. It's the only soap I watch.

Agree with Dale White though. They need to produce some better scripts because the last couple of months writing has gone down hill a bit. I will still watch though, if only for Corrie's one liners. They are genius.

Often the best one liners come from Blanch, Steve Mcdonald and Norris. Oh and Sally Webster. Just love the fact she thinks she's posh and tries to be well read and educated. Brilliant TV.

On another note I fucking hate Eastenders (every little thing about it), and haven't watched it for years.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:00 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:I don't know if any of the rest of you cunts are fans.

Tonight's AA scene where Blanche butchered everyone in the room was just fucking genius telly. I love Corrie. There's no higher meaning to it; no great purpose; it's just top entertainment.

Sorry for going all Waccoe. I just love it.


Just had to respond. Saw it and loved it. It's the only soap I watch.

Agree with Dale White though. They need to produce some better scripts because the last couple of months writing has gone down hill a bit. I will still watch though, if only for Corrie's one liners. They are genius.

Often the best one liners come from Blanch, Steve Mcdonald and Norris. Oh and Sally Webster. Just love the fact she thinks she's posh and tries to be well read and educated. Brilliant TV.

On another note I fucking hate Eastenders (every little thing about it), and haven't watched it for years.

Same here.Aint watched Scragenders since i was about 15,when i discovered cheap cider and bus shelters.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Quiffy » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 pm

it was the only thing i used to have on series link in our house, that and grand designs when it was on. i cut the leash on it a couple of months back. no great reason why apart from not bothering to watch the accumulating episodes. i dunno maybe it was that chubby comp winner forcing herself on norris in the holiday van. it seemed to be selling itself for laughs. they used to more subtle.

i liked percy, a proper limited misery guts. roy cropper is a bit of a hero - a real man of principle.

eastenders is for thickos.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:58 pm

Quiffy wrote:it was the only thing i used to have on series link in our house, that and grand designs when it was on. i cut the leash on it a couple of months back. no great reason why apart from not bothering to watch the accumulating episodes. i dunno maybe it was that chubby comp winner forcing herself on norris in the holiday van. it seemed to be selling itself for laughs. they used to more subtle.

i liked percy, a proper limited misery guts. roy cropper is a bit of a hero - a real man of principle.

eastenders is for thickos.

Not forgetting Reg.
Unlike Scragenders your more likely to have a few laughs watching corrie other than whos shagging who,and whos fat boy mitchell gonna kill this week!
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:19 pm

Agreed on Cockenders. And I can see where people are coming from with the scripts - that Scottish twat has outstayed his welcome and there's a limit to how many more 'David Platt is an arse' storylines they can come out with.

Steve Macdonald has always been my role model. He's basically just a decent bloke trying to get by, but everything he touches turns to shit sooner or later. I can empathise with that. Roy and Dev; they're proper blokes, too.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby burnleyinexile » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:05 am

eric olthwaite wrote:Agreed on Cockenders. And I can see where people are coming from with the scripts - that Scottish twat has outstayed his welcome and there's a limit to how many more 'David Platt is an arse' storylines they can come out with.

Steve Macdonald has always been my role model. He's basically just a decent bloke trying to get by, but everything he touches turns to shit sooner or later. I can empathise with that. Roy and Dev; they're proper blokes, too.


Dev as a character is a total cunt! Straight out of the 60/70s. Who writes his stuff, Disco Stu? In a cast of non entity actors (ever see a corrie past or present in owt else? Rare as dodo eggs) he stands head and shoulders above them. Or below them, whatever.

Norris is so fucking annoying. Why doesn't anyone EVER tell him to fuck off and then smack him?

Well, the list goes on.

I want to go live in Emmerdale, that everyday tale of Yorkshire folk. All you have to do is turn up in the village and you get a job and a house...don't even have to be an asylum seeker.

A pub with more staff than customers, a high class shop selling vastly overpriced items to passing trade and a few redundant pensioners. Oh, what passing trade? The odd cyclist or rambler? What do these people spend when passing through? £3-4 k each?

The garage is the best (yes the one owned by the sex offender or whatever). It's owned and run by a girl who has never been a mechanic, she employs half the village who are equally qualified, and there are only about 4 cars in the village...yet she's always busy.

As for drearyenders, well what can you say? Hide the sharp objects and lock the medicine chest. The Samaritans must be snowed under after every episode. How the fuck has it lasted so long?
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:22 am

The most ridiculous story line ever must go to bellenders.A good looking 20 something bird and an even fitter blonde fighting over an ageing,balding ginger prick.
Thats more ridiculous than Peter Crouch marrying a model!
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Dale White » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:46 am

Agree about cuntenders it's fucking shite.Percy fucking sugden now he was a ledgend,every street in the country used to have a moaning owd cunt like that and it used to give me and my mates great pleasure winding the one on our street up,daft owd twat used to chase us anorl :lol: .The david platt story lines are stupid especially the one with the builders lad,i've met hundreds of builders in my life and every one of them would have chinned the little cunt.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby gazlufc » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:58 pm

gazlufc wrote:
Dale White wrote:Yeah i'm a sad bastard and watch it but it's the only soap i watch apart from Dallas in the 80's :mrgreen: The scene with blanch tonight was comedy genius and corrie at it's best but it's mostly shit these days and needs a new set of writers.btw did anybody see anna freil's tits n arse on the street on the beeb ? mmmmmmmmmm :mrgreen:

Nah she doesnt do it for me.

Well after watching Land of the Lost im gonna have to retract that statement.
Anna Freil looked very fuckable in that film!!
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Ponte » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:46 pm

gazlufc wrote:
gazlufc wrote:
Dale White wrote:Yeah i'm a sad bastard and watch it but it's the only soap i watch apart from Dallas in the 80's :mrgreen: The scene with blanch tonight was comedy genius and corrie at it's best but it's mostly shit these days and needs a new set of writers.btw did anybody see anna freil's tits n arse on the street on the beeb ? mmmmmmmmmm :mrgreen:

Nah she doesnt do it for me.

Well after watching Land of the Lost im gonna have to retract that statement.
Anna Freil looked very fuckable in that film!!

She's fucking lovely, I'd lick her shit into a cone.
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby simplyleedsutd » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:03 pm

Ontolly wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Tonight's AA scene where Blanche butchered everyone in the room was just fucking genius telly.

Would love to have seen that - if Tarantino was directing :lol:

Now THAT would make Coronation Street worth watching!
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby Dale White » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:30 pm

gazlufc wrote:
gazlufc wrote:
Dale White wrote:Yeah i'm a sad bastard and watch it but it's the only soap i watch apart from Dallas in the 80's :mrgreen: The scene with blanch tonight was comedy genius and corrie at it's best but it's mostly shit these days and needs a new set of writers.btw did anybody see anna freil's tits n arse on the street on the beeb ? mmmmmmmmmm :mrgreen:

Nah she doesnt do it for me.

Well after watching Land of the Lost im gonna have to retract that statement.
Anna Freil looked very fuckable in that film!!

Dig out that episode of the street on the bbc i player but wear some boxing gloves whilst watching. :mrgreen:
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Re: O/T Corrie

Postby OWETB » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:58 pm

OK, in my quest to see totty I decided to check out the babes, it isn't fucking on! Mon, Weds and Fri as I remember? Has it been binned?
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