Fucking kids playing football outside my house - twats!
Sat next to a fucker on the train with his iPod playing too loud - all I can hear is boom boom boom in a hissing sort of way - I want dis, I want dis, I want dis, rappin ting - twats!
People selling the Big Issue with clean shoes and well groomed - twats!
My daughter asking me what it was like in the olden days when I was a boy - twatess!
His eyes they shone like diamonds...diamonds are forever...forever Leeds!