Leeds United's accounts for the 2018/19 season have the hashtag nofilter honesty of a celebrity posting on Instagram in the third week of coronavirus lockdown to ask if they should, relatably, shower.
The pod reassembles for the first time since the 24 hour Football Manager marathon. We hear of Aussie tensions and some unthinkable transfers that thankfully didn't happen. And have we finally broken Ken Bates?
Staying in is the new going out - except for Jack Grealish. Meanwhile, the lads of Leeds are doing a far better job of being locked down; but just who would want to be in a confined space with Gjanni Alioski?
While we're all social distancing from each other, we catch up with BBC Radio Leeds commentator Adam Pope to find out what he's doing during the lockdown, and whether he's secretly one of us.
From behind the lockdown in northern Italy, Anthony Crewdson tells us what life is like for Italians in the midst of the coronavirus outbreak, with contributions from the former president of the local team, a Leeds fan from near Bergamo, and Gaetano Berardi.