Leeds United's defence is getting a roasting from us this week as we use the Bristol Stool Chart to assess our players' seasons. Plus! Another Whites fan does battle with Cristiano Ronaldo's toenails, and a former chairman performs an Elton John classic.
The season is over and Leeds have been quite shit! Naturally, we're taking the opportunity to rate player performance by a medically recognised measure of shit. Join us to discover who's lacking fibre, which defender felt like weeing out of your bum, and for a very special karaoke performance by one Mr Ken Bates.
Somebody say something! Somebody do something! Until then we're stuck with rumours of Nat Phillips, who potentially brings an interesting father in law with him.
The members' show is back! This week, Michael has a bone to pick with Villa Park, Dan seems to know an awful lot about the 49ers, and one of our listeners is snogging Aleksandr Mitrović.
Scouse arse-wiping, cow parties and a Friday night in Halifax. Just some of the stuff that happened as our 110+ walkers did 92 miles from Liverpool back to Leeds.