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Stick your VAR up your arse

Written by: Andy P
Artwork by: Eamonn Dalton
It's an article about VAR, so it's a picture of Jurgen Klopp, teeth clenched, with a red tint

I know, I know. Stay in your lane, right? Bro, why are you writing about VAR when Leeds United are โ€” LOL โ€” in the Championship and it donโ€™t affect you stiffs no more?

Well, because a) as fans of the wider game weโ€™re perfectly entitled to an opinion, whether that specific aspect directly still impacts the team we follow or not, and also because b) fuck off, you patronising Twitter bellend whoโ€™s probably never even set foot in Britain, let alone a Premier League stadium.

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