The Square Ball Guide to... Brighton 0-2 Leeds, January 2009 • The Square Ball

Running the Numbers

He’s the Statman · Watch our chat with Opta’s Jonny Cooper

We have a natter with the guy who tweets out cool Leeds United stats. What does he do at Opta and how does his mind work?

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Hasselbaink 86'

The Square Ball Guide to… Spoiling Arsenal’s fun in 1999

We remember that time we torched Arsenal's title dreams and handed the trophy to our least favourite club. Fun though, wasn't it?

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That's Numberwang

Statman Jon · Inside the Brain of Opta’s Jonny Cooper

We chat to Leeds United fan Jonny Cooper about his stat work at Opta - just how does he come up with the facts he regularly tweets about the Whites?

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Campeones

Over the line: how Leeds lifted the FAWNL Plate

This was a winning mentality, this was getting it over the line, staying composed but doing it in style.

By Flora Snelson

Older, wiser

Watch The Extra Ball · In conversation with Olivia Smart

Leeds United Women full back Olivia Smart recently celebrated a stonking 300 appearances for the mighty Whites. We get her thoughts on a big achievement and their season so far.

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Winner Winner

The Extra Ball: In conversation with Olivia Smart

We caught up with the Leeds United Women's stand-in skipper to celebrate her 300 appearances, just before she led the Whites to victory in the FAWNL Plate final.

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Feisty

Watch: FAWNL Plate Final Preview with Leeds United Women’s Olivia Smart

Leeds United Women will fight Stourbridge for the FAWNL plate on Sunday. It's their first national final in 10 years and Olivia Smart is ready to go out and win it.

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Passmoor era

Leeds United Women: FAWNL Plate Final Preview with Olivia Smart

Leeds United Women have a chance to bring home their first silverware in 13 years on Sunday. Acting captain Olivia Smart gives us the lowdown ahead of the FAWNL Plate final.

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Whippersnapper

‘Any trophy with Leeds would be the best thing in the world’ — ten years, two cup finals, and Rebekah Bass

This weekend, Leeds United Women play in their first national cup final for nearly a decade. Captain Rebekah Bass talks to Flora Snelson about the feeling she wants this time.

By Flora Snelson

He's back

Watch us discuss the return of Roy Hodgson

Crystal Palace haven't won a game in 2023 - so why not bring back a familiar face to regenerate the Eagles' survival hopes? Watch our reaction.

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Sniff 'em

Weekly Show #314: Pod-worn pants

Leeds have won a game of football so relegation is cancelled. We discuss the latest United news, the week's heroes and villains, and knicker-sniffing.

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Up the pathway

Charlie Allen is on the run

Even if he’s not one of Leeds U21s' highest profile names, Charlie Allen is one of the team's most consistent performers.

By Rob Conlon

Artificial Intelligence

Watch Propaganda Extra: Mississippi Midfield Headaches

We employ ChatGPT's AI to compose us a song and we try and solve a Leeds United related cranial challenge.

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Pack It In

Watch Propaganda: Howling Wolves

Six goals! Red cards! Furious lupine vloggers! What's been said about that victory at Molineux.

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Big River

MississippAI · Propaganda Extra

Even more Propagoodies in this mammoth week of clips from the football world via Mississippi migraines and ChatGPT.

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Headloss

Propaganda: Molineux’s Most Wanted

Leeds have won a game of football so this week, we're enjoying the outrage of objective journalists, boiling fans and totally unbiased Dave Phillips.

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