Guess who’s back. Back again. Bates is back. Rear end. Yes, Kenneth has an Opinion and we’ve all got to hear it. Why can’t he just stick to vaguebooking like Kiko Casilla? Was Thomas Tuchel talking a load of cobblers? All this and more.

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