Raphinha is now the best player in the world and we’re here for it. There’s an international roundup, plus hot geographical tips for getting our Brazilian Boy to the church on time. Will St Mary’s provide sanctuary for Leeds United? And what of the unholy developments on Tyneside?

With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball.

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