Emergency! Paging Dr Beat! Phil Hay made it through his surgery and that was the only real high point of the weekend. It was a quiet one, too, with the social media boycott, but it didn’t stop the entitled fans of Moscow’s favourite team making lots of noise.

With levisolicitors.co.uk/thesquareball.

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