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A collage of images of Joel Piroe's face, with the same expression on his face as he always has

No pressure

What is Joel Piroe?

He is definitely *something*, I think. What that actually is, now that’s the question.
Andrea Radrizzani and Ronaldo Vieira (large pics) with Gaetano Berardi and Lee Sharpe in the background, all against the backdrop of the famous "blucerchiati", the colours of Sampdoria.

Out of Genoa

Where’s Radz?

A year after arriving at Sampdoria as a saviour, Andrea Radrizzani has vanished from action.
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He Said What?

Watch Propaganda: Swearing Child Returns

He's back and he's as potty-mouthed as ever! The sweary Cardiff boy unleashes hell.
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Gnonto, Bogle, Piroe

Watch The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City

Full time reaction to a settling win for Leeds United against the struggling Sky Blues.
A photoshop of Dan James driving a battered old Peugeot, and looking absolutely delighted about it

"I bite legs, Bertie"

A Red Bull-free guide to the ideal Leeds United player sponsorships

If Billy Bremner could advertise Bisto gravy and Norman Hunter could advertise Jelly Babies, here are the brand partnerships we want to see today.
Our new Junior Firpo mugs, featuring artwork from Arley Byrne of Firpo in a tux holding a silver platter, saying, "How may I assist you?"

Junior Firpo mug | How may I assist you?

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A photograph of the back of our new TSB mascot t-shirt, featuring a Square Ball with arms and legs selling an issue of the mag with our new funky Smiley badge-inspired logo, below the words 'Find us on the Lowfields'

TSB Retrofit Mascot Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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A photograph of the back of the new TSB retrofit logos t-shirt, featuring nine new TSB logos that may or may not have been ripped off from other brands. Let's just say they're inspired

TSB Retrofit Logos Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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A photograph of the back of our new TSB crowd t-shirt, featuring an illustration by Josh Parkin of a stand at Elland Road filled with flags — Bielsa is God, Norman Bites Yer Legs, Keep Fighting, Vile Animals and other favourites

TSB Retrofit Crowd Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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A photoshop of Dan James driving a battered old Peugeot, and looking absolutely delighted about it
  • "I bite legs, Bertie"

A Red Bull-free guide to the ideal Leeds United player sponsorships

A collage of images of Joel Piroe's face, with the same expression on his face as he always has
  • No pressure

What is Joel Piroe?

Joel Piroe waving his hands in the air to lead the cheers of the Leeds away end at Cardiff with the rest of the squad behind him, looking happier than many of the supporters felt
  • Mood & Vibes

Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United: Distance inbetween

Jamie O'Hara staring vacantly into space as if his brain is full of hot air. Oh wait, it is
  • talkshite

I just wanted an excuse to tell you that I think Jamie O’Hara is a clampit

Burnley goalkeeper James Trafford lies on the floor sticking his tongue out pretending he's not a big cheat
  • Fool me once

Welcome to Elland Road’s panto season

Joel Piroe and Mateo Joseph look sad after Leeds' defeat to Burnley. Same, lads
  • Déjà vu

Leeds United 0-1 Burnley: Nothing new

The cover of issue two of The Square Ball magazine season 24/25, featuring an illustration of Wilf Gnonto unhappily signing a new contract that says 'HELP' written on it, Archie Gray with a tag saying '70% off local produce' on him, and Max Wober in a bargain bin
  • For sale

The Square Ball: Season 35, Issue 02

Andrea Radrizzani and Ronaldo Vieira (large pics) with Gaetano Berardi and Lee Sharpe in the background, all against the backdrop of the famous "blucerchiati", the colours of Sampdoria.
  • Out of Genoa

Where’s Radz?

Simon Johnson playing for Leeds in 2004/05, wearing an underrated Diadora home shirt
  • Knock him out

Scrapbooks and uppercuts

Sol Bamba playing for Leeds United in 2015. RIP Big Sol
  • RIP Big Sol

One Sol Bamba

Mateo Joseph celebrating his opener against Hull, leaping into the air by the North-West corner, with Cody Drameh warming up in the background looking awkward
  • Typical Leeds

The stats behind Leeds United’s start to the season: Wild, weird, wonderful

Angus Kinnear appearing on The Square Ball podcast alongside a collage of (very expensive) Leeds United tickets
  • Premium experience

Angus Kinnear on Elland Road expansion, Leeds United season tickets, and the spectre of Red Bull

Angus Kinnear appearing on The Square Ball podcast alongside a photo of some loser who plays for Spurs called Archie Gray
  • B plus

Angus Kinnear: Selling Archie Gray, trying to sign Emi Buendia, and PSR

Gjanni Alioski pulling a silly face and jumping to challenge for a header while playing for North Macedonia
  • Peppa Pig!

The world is missing the madness of Gjanni Alioski

A collage of our new Square Ball Retrofit t-shirts
  • Cool tees for cool people

New TSB tees! Introducing the Retrofit range

One-time Leeds target Federico Viviani playing for SPAL and giving the ball a right toe punt
  • The Banter Years

What became of Massimo Cellino’s Leeds United nearly men?

An image of Isaac Schmidt playing for St Gallen, next to an image of Wilf Gnonto on the floor calling for a free-kick for FC Zurich
  • Got the ball, ref

When Isaac Schmidt met Willy Gnonto — and almost kneecapped him

Pascal Struijk looking big and sexy (but not actually that much like a pirate) standing in front of the East Stand during Leeds' win over Hull
  • Protect Ya Groin

Pascal Struijk and the big ‘what if’?

Mateo Joseph looking absolutely resplendent as he runs off celebrating his opening goal against Hull
  • Deliberate strategy

Leeds United 2-0 Hull City: Beeston, we have lift off

A collage of Champo kits from this season, with a little glimpse of Wilf Gnonto in our away kit (which is the best, obvs)
  • Shirt porn

Rating Leeds’ Champo fixtures by how aesthetically pleasing the kits will look

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Watch The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City
Watch: Best Dressed?! Cowburn on kits | The West Stand
Watch: Injuries mount | Farke press conference reaction
Watch Propaganda: Swearing Child Returns
Watch: Suggestions for the Elland Road expansion
Watch: Tony talks a weird win on the road!
Watch the Members’ Show: Thrown Sausage
Watch The Match Ball: Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United
Watch: Cardiff and calm with Kaiser Chiefs Simon Rix
Watch: We should win! But… | TSB Update
Watch Propaganda: He’s Not Ranting
Watch: Broken Will! | TSB Update
Watch: Beren Cross on Farke’s mood after Burnley defeat
Watch the Members’ Show: Angus & Hangus
Watch: our reaction to the Burnley defeat
Watch our exclusive interview with Angus Kinnear
Watch: Liam says goodbye
Watch: Bizarre to ridiculous Deadline Days
Watch: Play Firpo up front you cowards!
Watch: Opta’s Jonny Cooper on encouraging early season stats

LISTEN

The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City
The most stylish team in the land! | The West Stand
Solomon out, injuries mount | TSB Update
Propaganda: Swearing Child Returns
Elland Road Upgrade! | TSB Update
Tony Dorigo on a confusing win at Cardiff | The West Stand
Members’ Show: Thrown Sausage
The Match Ball: Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United
Simon says… away win | The West Stand
We should win, but… | TSB Update
Propaganda: I’m not ranting!
We’ve already broken Will Ferrell | TSB Update
Beren Cross on the Farke frustration
Members’ Show: Angus & Hangus
The Match Ball: Leeds United 0-1 Burnley
Farewell Captain Coops | TSB Update
EXCLUSIVE: Angus Kinnear Interview
Revie vs Clough Showdown: 50 Years On
TSB Guide to… Disastrous Deadline Days
International Roundup | TSB Update

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