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Wilf Gnonto celebrating his opener against Coventry looking sassy with one hand on his hip and the other in pointing in the air, likes he's dancing at a disco

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Willy Gnonto learned Latin so Leeds could go up

What's Latin for 'We're Going Up As Fucking Champions'? Wilf Gnonto will know.
Wilf Gnonto grimacing while he's on the receiving end of another shithouse tackle that no doubt went unpunished

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Norwich City 1-1 Leeds United: The Champo (A)

A night that started with everything going wrong ended with Leeds having played with personality, graft, and a lot to be valued.
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We debrief Leeds United's debut in their blue third kit, with a point secured at Carrow Road.
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Watch: Mr Pissy Jeans | Propaganda

This week's tour around the football fan channels takes us to Coventry via the urinals.
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Papal Decree

Watch: Adam Pope rates Daniel Farke

The BBC Radio Leeds commentator Adam Pope runs the rule on Daniel Farke.
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Junior Firpo mug | How may I assist you?

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TSB Retrofit Mascot Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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TSB Retrofit Logos Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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A photograph of the back of our new TSB crowd t-shirt, featuring an illustration by Josh Parkin of a stand at Elland Road filled with flags — Bielsa is God, Norman Bites Yer Legs, Keep Fighting, Vile Animals and other favourites

TSB Retrofit Crowd Tee | relaxed fit & heavyweight

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Wilf Gnonto grimacing while he's on the receiving end of another shithouse tackle that no doubt went unpunished
  • Save the fireworks

Norwich City 1-1 Leeds United: The Champo (A)

Wilf Gnonto celebrating his opener against Coventry looking sassy with one hand on his hip and the other in pointing in the air, likes he's dancing at a disco
  • Nemo propheta in patria

Willy Gnonto learned Latin so Leeds could go up

A photograph of Leeds celebrating Jayden Bogle's goal against Coventry. Ao Tanaka has somehow fallen over and Wilf Gnonto is laughing at him
  • The View From The Afternoon

Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City: Anticipation

A photoshop of Dan James driving a battered old Peugeot, and looking absolutely delighted about it
  • "I bite legs, Bertie"

A Red Bull-free guide to the ideal Leeds United player sponsorships

A collage of images of Joel Piroe's face, with the same expression on his face as he always has
  • No pressure

What is Joel Piroe?

Joel Piroe waving his hands in the air to lead the cheers of the Leeds away end at Cardiff with the rest of the squad behind him, looking happier than many of the supporters felt
  • Mood & Vibes

Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United: Distance inbetween

Jamie O'Hara staring vacantly into space as if his brain is full of hot air. Oh wait, it is
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I just wanted an excuse to tell you that I think Jamie O’Hara is a clampit

Burnley goalkeeper James Trafford lies on the floor sticking his tongue out pretending he's not a big cheat
  • Fool me once

Welcome to Elland Road’s panto season

Joel Piroe and Mateo Joseph look sad after Leeds' defeat to Burnley. Same, lads
  • Déjà vu

Leeds United 0-1 Burnley: Nothing new

The cover of issue two of The Square Ball magazine season 24/25, featuring an illustration of Wilf Gnonto unhappily signing a new contract that says 'HELP' written on it, Archie Gray with a tag saying '70% off local produce' on him, and Max Wober in a bargain bin
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The Square Ball: Season 35, Issue 02

Andrea Radrizzani and Ronaldo Vieira (large pics) with Gaetano Berardi and Lee Sharpe in the background, all against the backdrop of the famous "blucerchiati", the colours of Sampdoria.
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Where’s Radz?

Simon Johnson playing for Leeds in 2004/05, wearing an underrated Diadora home shirt
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Scrapbooks and uppercuts

Sol Bamba playing for Leeds United in 2015. RIP Big Sol
  • RIP Big Sol

One Sol Bamba

Mateo Joseph celebrating his opener against Hull, leaping into the air by the North-West corner, with Cody Drameh warming up in the background looking awkward
  • Typical Leeds

The stats behind Leeds United’s start to the season: Wild, weird, wonderful

Angus Kinnear appearing on The Square Ball podcast alongside a collage of (very expensive) Leeds United tickets
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Angus Kinnear on Elland Road expansion, Leeds United season tickets, and the spectre of Red Bull

Angus Kinnear appearing on The Square Ball podcast alongside a photo of some loser who plays for Spurs called Archie Gray
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Angus Kinnear: Selling Archie Gray, trying to sign Emi Buendia, and PSR

Gjanni Alioski pulling a silly face and jumping to challenge for a header while playing for North Macedonia
  • Peppa Pig!

The world is missing the madness of Gjanni Alioski

A collage of our new Square Ball Retrofit t-shirts
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New TSB tees! Introducing the Retrofit range

One-time Leeds target Federico Viviani playing for SPAL and giving the ball a right toe punt
  • The Banter Years

What became of Massimo Cellino’s Leeds United nearly men?

An image of Isaac Schmidt playing for St Gallen, next to an image of Wilf Gnonto on the floor calling for a free-kick for FC Zurich
  • Got the ball, ref

When Isaac Schmidt met Willy Gnonto — and almost kneecapped him

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Adam Pope: Does Farke deserve more credit?
Midfield Woes! | TSB Update
The Match Ball: Norwich City 1-1 Leeds United
Propaganda: Mr Pissy Jeans
Near Perfection! | The West Stand
Members’ Show: Fantasy Advice
The Match Ball: Leeds United 3-0 Coventry City
The most stylish team in the land! | The West Stand
Solomon out, injuries mount | TSB Update
Propaganda: Swearing Child Returns
Elland Road Upgrade! | TSB Update
Tony Dorigo on a confusing win at Cardiff | The West Stand
Members’ Show: Thrown Sausage
The Match Ball: Cardiff City 0-2 Leeds United
Simon says… away win | The West Stand
We should win, but… | TSB Update
Propaganda: I’m not ranting!
We’ve already broken Will Ferrell | TSB Update
Beren Cross on the Farke frustration
Members’ Show: Angus & Hangus

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