Sign my rectum?
Every story needs supporting characters and, this season, Leeds United Women were cast as a bit-part.
- By Flora Snelson
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Perfect gnashers
Rachel Daly’s journey through international football has put the game in a better place, writes Flora Snelson.
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Little fella
The problem for Middlesbrough, writes Flora Snelson, was their players who didn’t like the place. Which was very funny.
- By Flora Snelson
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Lucky bastards
Ipswich ended their 2018/19 season in fun style, writes Flora Snelson. If only Leeds had taken the hint.
- By Flora Snelson
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Bottom of the intray
Amid all the changes since 49ers Enterprises’ takeover, writes Flora Snelson, Leeds United Women are still where they were.
- By Flora Snelson
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Save us, Lubo
The general consensus was that Leeds' 2006/07 season had been so fucked up that only luck — and Ľubomír Michalík — could save them now.
- By Flora Snelson
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Eff off
Neil Warnock was up to his usual shtick when Derby visited Elland Road on Easter Monday. Ross McCormack had other ideas.
- By Flora Snelson
Chicken and egg
Leeds are the only team in Division One North with no dedicated social media account and haven't played at Elland Road since 2022. How do they expect to attract new fans?
- By Flora Snelson
Wheel of fortune
Actually: Leeds United Women are failing to take the chances to get the results that would put them there.
- By Flora Snelson
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Mes Que Messi
Flora Snelson went to wintry Barcelona, seeking that weather that makes Lucy Bronze.
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Firework up the arse
Jimmy Greaves thought he'd seen it all — cocaine, bribery, Arsenal scoring two goals, writes Flora Snelson. Even he wasn't ready for Vinnie Jones the Wales international.
- By Flora Snelson
Gale force
Ponytails flapping like flags, goalkeepers’ knees knocking at deadballs. “It’s not always easy to come to the north east and play football,” said Olivia Smart.
- By Flora Snelson
Obstacle to the onslaught
It could've been me playing against Leeds United Women in the County Cup. I was relieved it wasn't, until I saw Brighouse's worldie.
- By Flora Snelson
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Love affairs
Flora Snelson on Bananas in Pyjamas, Barney the Dinosaur, and Joey Barton
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Unstoppable
For a brief moment in time, writes Flora Snelson, David Batty was lobbing goalkeepers and joint-top goalscorer at Newcastle. Even Alan Shearer was worrying.
- By Flora Snelson
WACCOE
James Milner had already ticked off scoring at Old Trafford. His next challenge, writes Flora Snelson, was reclaiming our European Cup.
- By Flora Snelson
