Villa are vanquished, but what are they saying about Friday’s fun? You can rely on Steve Nicol not to be impressed, but now he has a new sidekick who wants to outdo him. It’s been a bad week for Gabby Agbonlahor, too, so Moscow has a suggestion for him. And here’s to you, Premier League Pat!

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