"I bite legs, Bertie"
If Billy Bremner could advertise Bisto gravy and Norman Hunter could advertise Jelly Babies, here are the brand partnerships we want to see today.
- By William Almond
William Almond
Peppa Pig!
It’s been over a year since Gjanni Alioski played a game of club football, let alone shouted “PEPPA PIG!” into a camera.
- By William Almond
Shirt porn
Let’s face it, I am simply never going to care about an inverted winger as much as I do about what the kits look like.
- By William Almond
Shining bonce
Souleymane Doukara might have rubbish, but that doesn't mean Leeds should never sign a baldie again. Will Almond is demanding we start a shiny new revolution.
- By William Almond
TSB
Stag do
If West Brom’s striker would just calm it down a bit, says Will Almond, we might be feeling a little less play-off angst.
- By William Almond
TSB
Service Station Sandwiches
In the Bible, Job’s faith in a higher power was tested by being covered in painful sores. In 2023, Will Almond’s was tested by Cardiff (A) in the FA Cup.
- By William Almond
Shake it up
Will Mateusz Klich get to the World Cup? In this form, says Will Almond, it’s only a matter of time.
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- By William Almond
Dan James is fast
Will Almond still wants what Fulham are now getting.
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- By William Almond
Wir haben mehr
What is it about Jesse Marsch that makes Will Almond want to trust him?
- By William Almond
The Perfect Bielsa Goal
Rangers fans think he scored it the other week. Not so.
- By William Almond
